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Līga Dekmeijere is an inactive Latvian tennis player.
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Clarence Moore was a prominent American businessman and sportsman. In 1909, he built a large home in Washington, D.C. that now serves as an embassy of Uzbekistan. Moore died after a leisure trip to England, on his way home as a first class passenger on the RMS Titanic when it sank in the North Atlantic.
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Dornbach is a river of Hesse, Germany. It flows into the Eschbach in Bad Homburg vor der Höhe.
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